Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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