You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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