Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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