would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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