We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dicks are not precious.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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