we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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