It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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