New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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