If that was your dad, he is hot
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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