The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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