dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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