can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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