people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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