Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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