its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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