do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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