dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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