I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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