i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I want her autograph on my taint
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
