Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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