It's just like the Real World with babies
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You coming home soon, man?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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