Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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