This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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