this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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