Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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