I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You surviving the open bar?
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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