Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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