How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
