Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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