no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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