This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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