I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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