It's Friday. Sex?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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