and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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