I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
