a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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