I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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