you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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