As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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