I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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