definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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