I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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