i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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