her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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