i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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