I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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