I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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