we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
