And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Pappa wants mamma naked
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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