she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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