Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My vagina just recognized that song.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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