Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
