Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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