okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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