Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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