We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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