But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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