You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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